They’re like, 12 The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

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thegirldetective:

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gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

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Everything about Nine was great

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loki-no-cha-da-tardis:

Everything he said was pure gold

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And not just the funny and sass…

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Literally everything

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Even when he don’t say anything, tho

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I love how he was always smiling

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Even though he was the most damaged Doctor

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The way he looked at Rose

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GOD, THEY WERE SO CUTE

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Nine

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I want him back

This was not ok

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spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

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concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

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sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

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opposablethumbcrew:

Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.

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joan of arc came back as a little girl in japan, and her father told her to stop listening to her imaginary friends.

elvis was born again in a small village in sudan, he died hungry, age 9, never knowing what a guitar was.

michelangelo was drafted into the military at age 18 in korea, he painted his face black with shoe polish and learned to kill.

jackson pollock got told to stop making a mess, somewhere in russia.

hemingway, to this day, writes dvd instruction manuals somewhere in china. he’s an old man on a factory line. you wouldn’t recognise him.

gandhi was born to a wealthy stockbroker in new york. he never forgave the world after his father threw himself from his office window, on the 21st floor.

and everyone, somewhere, is someone, if we only give them a chance.

iain s. thomas, i wrote this for you (via dobslovearmy)

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'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

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